If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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