You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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