it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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