are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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