found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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