a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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