I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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