found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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