Fuck appropriateness.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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