How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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