She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
