You work out of a Hotel?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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