so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It was confusing and full of hummus
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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