Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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