sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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