Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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