Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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