omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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