Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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