just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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