he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
