I feel like I'm in dance class right now
wrigley field is MILF paradise
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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