I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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