Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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