Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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