i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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