The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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