can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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