i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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