i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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