every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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