but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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