dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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