I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
