there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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