you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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