I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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