Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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