gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just tell him i said nine months
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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