Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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