He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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