i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
they're like a gay fantastic four
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
whose parrot is this?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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