I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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