what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
