It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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