Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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