Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This is my gift to your gina
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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