I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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