So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My dick has a subreddit
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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