why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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