I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
